Ahm SO soarry ah haven't written!! lol
One, ah LOAVE the new Britney and Kevin show! Kevin is so fahn! Ah doan't think he looks like a gila monster at awl. Ah think it's so cool that they're so in love and so oapen with their secksuality. Ah mean, one day, if ah ever have secks, ah want to be like them!!
Oh! Mah moam said that she'll bah me a camcorder this weekend so ah can start recoarding mah thoughts like BritBrit! There's oanly one condition: ah have to stop cawling her so often! It's a deal!!
Two, ahm thinking of switching careers. Ahm beginning to think that maybe it's a good ahdea if ah doan't woark with the public. Ah have discovered that ah hate people. Instead, ahm goan to become a teacher. Ahm smarter than thoase keeyids and they woan't be able to tell me ahm wroang all the tahm!
Ahm sick of teachers bitching about their powor pay here--they doan't even woark all year! Bein a teacher is goan to be so easy. An I get mah summers owf to spend with mah doag!!