Monday, August 01, 2005

Soaw, the first day without mah dumb-ayis old supervahsor eeyis NOTE going as planned.

We had a meeting with our new supervahsor, Ms. B, today, and ah was prepared to stretch owit and relax as Callie was assahned LOATS more work. Ah mean, she has a master's degree and awl--and ah doan't! Ah git excluded AWL THE TAHM becaws ah doan't have that dang master's degree, soaw oafiously ah should have the least to do.

But git this: Ms. B only gave Callie WONE new tayisk (and that one after Callie said she'd do eeyit--SUCK UP) and she gave me lahk FAHV. They are all very important, though. Lahk once a week ah goaw to Ms. B's oawfice and peeyick up a boax. Then ah take the boax to Callie's oawfice. Ah am soaw important!!

**BREAKING NEWS**
**TRANSCRIPT FROM ACTUAL DOAG LOAVER PHONE CONVERSATION HAPPENING NOW**

"Hey moam. Ah wonted to tell you ah ate good luyinch today. Ah went to the Western Sizzlin and ah had shrimp and baked potatoaw and um ah had texas toawist and ahm gettin some information from soam people and ah feel better today. Yeeya, ah didn't eat good yesterday becaws ah hurt. Ah had to take two payin peeyills. Yeeya, ahm havin some nerve trouble today.
Ah loave you. Bah."

4 Comments:

Blogger Calla said...

Ah, nerve trouble.

3:03 PM  
Blogger Polly said...

Wow! why'd your old Manager leave DL?

9:34 PM  
Blogger Polly said...

oops. didn't read below! thanks DL!

9:36 PM  
Blogger gorjus said...

Yes, the nerve trouble. It gets me every tye-yim!

Time. I meant, time.

11:43 AM  

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